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Joke of the Day

"Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U"

"Whenever a contestant on America's Got Talent was insulted by Piers Morgan, they were judged by a jury of Piers."

"My town is so small... the Village Idiot doubles as the Mayor."

"Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays? he was snowden"

"A good joke is like a kid with cancer They never get old."

"Yeah I can take a hint. I'm not going to though."

"Step 1: Get underwear with the Millennium Falcon on the butt. Step 2: Have the fastest hunk of junk in the trunk in the galaxy."

"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count."

"I just killed a mosquito with a digital clock It was time for him to die."

"As a priest finishes paying for his hotel room, he says to the cashier: ""And can you make sure the porn in my room is disabled?"" Cashier: ""right you are, you filthy bastard!"""