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Joke of the Day

"Whenever a contestant on America's Got Talent was insulted by Piers Morgan, they were judged by a jury of Piers."

"I got my eyes on you One eye, talking to a another eye, say ""I don't know about you but something between us smells"""

"wife: What's the best moment of your life? me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding"

"I just opened an express clothing alteration business. It's called Tailor Swift."

"Me....."" Hurry up honey or we'll be late."" Wife.. ""Oh, be quiet, Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"""

"Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser"

"I showed my iPad to my iPod, and he was all ""what's up fatty""."

"Pirates and the Alphabet How come pirates can't say the alphabet? They always get lost at ""c""."

"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"

"Repost! You're a fucking joke."