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Joke of the Day
"Santa is near .... ... I can sense his presents."
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"Why women fail at saving money? Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom..."
"Corny Jokes... ..have no stalk in them."
"Knock knock Who's there? A door salesman."
"What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS? IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !"
"""How do we spell this pasta?"" L ""Ok"" A ""Got it"" S ""Neat"" A ""Diggin it"" G ""What the hell"" N ""Wait"" A ""I have some questions"""
"""Reddit is a shopping website"" That's what my sister said."
"Two Snowmen are in a field... ...and one turns to the other and says ""Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."" My favorite joke - short, hysterical, and perfect for any occasion."
"Witch: Doctor I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled."
"I got a new job circumcizing elephants The pay isn't great but the tips are enormous"