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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? Because it said concentrate."
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"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way""."
"A deaf couple decide they want to break up... Boy: Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: They went their separate ways and never heard from eachother again."
"What's the most common question in Quantum Physics? I don't know"
"Who Makes More Money, A Prostitute Or A Drug Dealer? A prostitute. Because a prostitute can always wash her crack and resell it."
"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got a suitable living environment for him, a terrarium with a heat lamp, some small rodents, etc."
"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it."
"Puberty doesn't hit us Asians Our parents do."
"I said hi to a feminist yesterday My court date is tomorrow"