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Joke of the Day
"I said hi to a feminist yesterday My court date is tomorrow"
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"Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory? He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, ""Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."""
"Apple have talked about their most recent iPhone recently, The sales team seems to think it was a huge 6s"
"""The house always wins,"" muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body."
"Nigger went to a shop Then he got aids and died"
"If I have to drive more than 5 minutes to find a Starbucks, I consider myself in a third-world location."
"Fox has a new competition special airing tomorrow night. ""So You Think You Can Prez"""
"Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident? She got cut off by a dick."
"How is an American teen girl different from an Arab teen girl. An American teen girl gets stoned *before* she has sex."
"how many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Enough to protest until the government does it for them"