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"A man saw a jar at a store's check-out counter that read ""Donate $1 for children"". ""That's a good deal!"" he thought."
"What do you call Islamic death metal? Allahu Rockbar."
"Coworker: You look tired. Did you not get enough sleep last night? Me: Nope. Slept great! But thanks for telling me I look like shit."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I ignore politics because politicians clearly ignore me."
"WHERE MY INTROVERTS AT? [a few people shuffle their feet & pretend to check their phones]"
"The Sorting Hat seems like bad hygienic practice."
"You can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a fish"
"I don't live in my mother's basement... I live in your mother's basement."