197910

Joke of the Day

"I'd like to thank my boyfriend for translating ""mucho"" for me It means a lot"

"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."

"Just told my four year old daughter there's a skeleton inside of her and made her cry."

"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"

"Two beans on the east coast of Australia Ended up in Cairns."

"Why is Whitney Houston good at video games? One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination."

"The Republican primary race should be called ""The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"" It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on."

"Waiter Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !"

"Woman are so emotional *throws a garbage can through my tv because a hockey team lost*"

"I'm calling about the poster for your missing cat. Why not ask the guy who took that picture? Just kidding, I ran over it."