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Joke of the Day
"Swim up bars combine my two favorite things. Drinking and peeing in hotel pools."
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"Everybody's talking about the super obnoxious drunk guy at the bar last night. I was at that same bar and I didn't even notice him. Weird."
"Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?"
"Want to hear a word I made up? Plagiarism"
"What is a grasshopper? An insect on a pogo stick."
"Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding."
"New Year's Eve probably sucks for Lance Armstrong... He can't enjoy watching the ball drop."
"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer"
"In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed"
"I'm working in a bar and a woman walks in and asks for a double entendre. So I gave her one"