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Joke of the Day
"Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?"
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"Anal with my girl friend made my whole week... It also made her hole weak"
"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus"
"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"
"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""
"I've got a new job. I'm helping out a one-armed typist whenever she needs to type a capital letter. It's shift work"
"[sees girl reading To Kill A Mockingbird] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] kills all those frickin birds."""
"*cute bartender gives me back my credit card* ""No it's cool, you keep it"""
"What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower? 'Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast."