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Joke of the Day
"Everything is made in China. But babies are made in Vachina 1"
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"I invented a new sex position called the JFK I splatter all over her while she feverishly tries to get out of the car."
"Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."
"What joke has sebadoh for a punch line? A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery."
"What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow"
"A zero and an eight are walking in a desert... and the zero asks the eight ""aren't you too hot with that belt on?"""
"Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected"
"If Gandhi went on a 100 day journey with no shoes or toiletries... ... he would be a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"