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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid. Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"
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"Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?"
"Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat."
"Girl are you a Louis Vuitton store? Because I've never been inside you and probably never will unless I'm rich one day."
"What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach? Sandy"
"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."
"No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss."
"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."
"What's the difference between England and a cup of tea? The teabag stays in the cup longer."
"Toy inventors make the best writers They have many novel ideas."