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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing? You can say sorry at a funeral."

"It was my grandmas birthday yesterday... She loves giraffes so I brought her deep throat 4 on DVD"

"Wanna hear a joke? Sanctity of marriage. OH!"

"I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?"

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"

"What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra"

"Grandma is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead."

"""Will I ever be able to race my horse again"" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied ""You certainly will and you'll probably beat her too!"""

"Nothing adults love more than telling people how exhausted they are. It's like a sadness competition."

"what do you call a black horse? a neigh-gro"