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Joke of the Day

"The problem with getting a BJ from a deaf chick They can still talk while they do it."

"It's 100% legal to give cops the finger. But remember, it's also apparently 100% legal for them to shoot and kill you."

"I like that they put Bibles in hotel rooms. You never know when you're going to run into a vampire who's on a road trip."

"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac tose"

"Going to a baby shower and I'm real nervous, do they just kind of pour down on you? If you catch one do you have to keep it?"

"What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music? Rock and Roll."

"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."

"The thing about ice skating ... No matter how good you are, the hardest part is always your nipples."

"why is math book so sad? it has many problems..."

"Movie critics have said some negative things about the new movie Jobs... I guess Ashton Kutcher didn't do a good Jobs."