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Joke of the Day

"Entering Area 51 US soldier: - Sir, this is secret teritory and you don't have permission to... - me - Where the fuck are you running, Pikachu?!"

"A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition... But it caiman second."

"What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano? A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices."

"Me: ""Excuse me, hi"" Her: ""Um, I have a boyfriend"" Me: ""Good for you. I was trying to say your herpes cream fell out of your purse"""

"What molecule has the best sense of humor? A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe"

"For Sale : Crystal Ball Cant see any future in keeping it"

"What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road? Rust-in-peace."

"If you make that Civic muffler loud enough, you can drown out your dad's voice calling you a worthless piece of crap. Almost."

"When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running."

"A lady was looking for a turkey... A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy ""Do these turkeys get any bigger?"" The stock boy replied ""No they're dead."""