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Joke of the Day

"""I'm happy with who I am, sure. But I'm not gonna go around calling myself ""great"" like some of these jerks."" --humble white shark."

"What do you call the act of giving annalingus on the back of a flying dragon? A Skyrimjob"

"Did you hear about the romantic comedy that has a cast consisting only of Vine stars? They've already announced the title: ""P.S. I Got 'Eem""."

"Q: Where do books eat dinner? A: At the table of contents."

"Teacher told me to give her eye contact when I speak with her. So i jabbed my finger in her eye to touch it."

"Pranks I think pranks are incredibly immature. They're such a childish way to interact with your friends and family. Why would anyone...lol jk! Gotcha, I love pranks!"

"My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife."

"What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !"

"Fishy Technology What type of phones do fish use? . . . *Shellular*, of course..."

"You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry."