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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me I needed to slow down on the alcohol... ...or better yet, stop driving altogether."
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"What gives a ghost the right to haunt people? A haunting license"
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"I was very disappointed to have to pay for my new roof. The builder had promised me it would be on the house."
"Hey, baby. Are you cheese? 'Cause you look gouda to me."
"Therapist: U need some tools to cope with ur anger Me: Like a sledgehammer? T: No. More like breathing- M: Fire? Can u make me breathe fire?"
"If you've never heard a 9 minute version of ""Girl From Ipanema"", then you weren't just inside my head while my co-worker was talking to me."
"What is ISIS's favorite type of text? Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading"
"I put a tiny bow tie on a ladybug so you could tell he was a male. It looks adorable except for he's dead now."
"""Any idea how to make a lasagne, Barry?"" ""Not a clue mate, but I Bechemal would know"""