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Joke of the Day
"What did Gandalf say to the guy with a shy bladder? ""You shall not piss."""
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"How did the farmer find his daughter? He Tractor."
"Q: What's that thing called when you're only attracted to married men and gay men?A: Oh. Single. It's called single."
"I just got a text from someone I don't know. They say they're sick and vomitting. Should I tell them that vomitting only has one T?"
"You would not believe how many times Leonardo Da Vinci had to paint the Mona Lisa before he got one where she wasn't blinking"
"Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall."
"Huh, maybe THIS pizza delivery guy will be the father figure I've been looking for"
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"
"What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast? [OC] I think I'll go on a diet!"
"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."