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Joke of the Day
"What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast? [OC] I think I'll go on a diet!"
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"Why didn't the schizo cross the road He was in two minds about it."
"My buddy asked me what self explanatory meant... I didn't know what to say."
"I once knew a Vulcan who grew up in London He had a Spockney accent."
"New guy at work is getting all the attention because of his third nipple... He wont stop milking it!"
"Wow I never thought you'd agree to go out with me *starts car, Whitesnake is playing at full volume*"
"what's the difference between mean and morbid? mean: five children in one dustbin morbid: one child in five dustbins"
"The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw"
"A three legged puppy walks into a bar The puppy looks at everyone in the bar and says, I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
"[offensive] what do you call a white outlet White power"