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Joke of the Day

"The three things you should never say at a gay bar Fuck that shit! Can I bum a fag? Can I push your stool in?"

"What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa? Outtagascar"

"One word to overcomplicate clickbait. [Inception](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ywg0j/one_word_to_overcomplicate_clickbait/)"

"My father put a lot of pressure on me as a child. He used to say stuff like ""You're five years old? When I was your age I was six!"""

"So I heard Donald Trump is running for president again. You guys know that if he wins, we'll all be f****d, right? That's right. Fired. ;)"

"Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake."

"Why was WWI so short? Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin..."

"What did the woman say to the vampire when she woke up with her period? ""I made you breakfast in bed!"""

"Something went wrong .. ha ha A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"I don't think I should get a brain transplant... But in the end I changed my mind."