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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so old.. when she was young the hottest boygroup was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John."
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"What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar? Her/she"
"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bail Credit goes to my friendly local pizza guy"
"Camo Bulletd You know, so they do see it coming!"
"[tv interview] did you get upset? ""that *beep* lied to me, she can go *beep* herself"" don't do that. just curse and we will add the beeps"
"""A cantaloupe is an antelope that doesn't."""
"By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head."
"Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky? They are calling it Raspberry Turnover"
"Gotta love a dad joke Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!'"
"Dog Mechanic: The repair is gonna take longer than expected. ""Why's that?"" Dog Mechanic: The clutch is worn out, also because I am a dog."