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Joke of the Day

"old folks home whats 50ft long and smells like piss..??line dance at an old folks home.."

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being."

"A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?""The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"I asked my wife for sex recently... She said, ""No, it's a super moon, not a blue one""."

"Jesus after the Last Supper goes through the bills. ""Guys, seriously, what the fuck, who ordered wine?"""

"A blind guy walks into a bar... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Blind guy: ""I'll take a coke."" Bartender: ""Ice or no ice?"" Blind guy: ""No eyes...I'm blind you idiot!"""

"I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat."

"Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear"

"A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish."

"Why doesn't santa have any children? 'cause he cums down the chimney"