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Joke of the Day

"I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat."

"I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE SALAD. I peed"

"I know Victoria's secret She's hungry."

"Why was the belt thrown in jail? He held up a pair of pants."

"I tried to catch some fog But I mist."

"What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients? Omelette you figure it out"

"Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him."

"We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet"

"What do old people smell like? Depends"

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas."