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Joke of the Day
"Apparently, I snore really loudly... ...loud enough to terrify everyone in the car I'm driving!"
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"Dja hear about the LGBT who would only own a Dalmatian if its spots were bleached white? Bruella de Ville"
"You're an open book? ""Throws you into a bonfire."""
"Why don't they teach sex-ed and drivers-Ed on the same day in the Middle East? Because the camels can't handle it."
"I tried to give my girl an Eskimo kiss... but she wasn't Inuit."
"Me: But I'm sweaty, I'm anxious, my heart rate is up Doctor: This is the 3rd visit I've had to tell you I can't treat being offended online"
"Boss: Can I have a word with you? Me: You just had 7 with me. Good talk. Boss: But.. Me: Shhhhhhh....."
"Which doesnt belong? Camel Polar Bear Obama Buffalo Camel......It's the only one on the list that knows something about the Middle East"
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"
"Why are spiders so unproductive? Because they hang out on the web all day!"