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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you have with Dick Cheney, Dick Morris, and Dick Nixon in the same room? NSFW A: Way too much cock and bull."

"Kermit and Miss Piggy never married. He has Kermitment issues."

"For breakfast this morning... I had ebola cereal!"

"I applied for a job with the Brittle Bone Society. I don't have any experience, but I'm prepared to give it a crack."

"A woman, a murderer, a liar, a thief, and a cuckold walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""What will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""

"How is being a Jew like eating a burrito? It's really not a problem until they give you gas."

"When a neutron hits a uranium atom... Potassium. Oxide."

"If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you."

"The Comic Wonder of the week is ""The Contest"" by ReedBurns [audio]"

"What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!"