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Joke of the Day

"Curiosity is on #Mars. Sure went a long way after killing the cat."

"An Irshman leaves a bar."

"You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork"

"Why was 9 afraid of 20? 28 29's"

"While I'm shopping at Costco my kids wait by the exit and try to get adopted by a wealthy family."

"Had to have ""the talk"" with my 5yr old. He asked me where sandwiches come from."

"I just had the worst experience with a mosquito. It sucked!"

"[staff meeting] PRINCIPAL: ok guys, we built a room to hold our P.E. class. what should we name it? [Jim slowly raises his hand]"

"Why is suicide illegal? Because no one wants to clean up your mess."

"History Joke What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman!"