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Joke of the Day
"Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? He wanted to wake up oily."
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"She: I think our sex would be off the charts.. Me: You have sex charts?"
"My penis is nicknamed ""The Titanic""... ""Because it's so big?"" ""No,because it is a tragedy."""
"[Interview room] Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present Cop: You ARE the lawyer Me: So where's my present?!"
"Accents are important. Would you rather be touched by Jesus or Jesus?"
"Dont Use Your Dirty Mind **What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!**"
"What holiday do Jewish bridges celebrate? Passover."
"The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science."
"What's in Poison Ivy's underpants? Tulips."
"Some days, I just like to live wild and dangerous... These are the days I say to a woman, ""calm. the. fcuk. down."""