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Joke of the Day

"I gave my number to a really hot girl at the bar and told her to text me when she got home. She must have been homeless."

"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"

"My grandmother would roll over. My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her funeral."

"I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan"

"If you're hot I'm going to follow you. nnnnJust like I do on twitter."

"Think Casey Anthony will go into porn now, . . . Since she gets off so easy?"

"Did you know that the word ""gullible"" cannot even be found in the dictionary? The truth hurts doesn't it?"

"Why did Uncle Owen have the cleanest asshole in the Galaxy? A lifetime of nothing but Outer Rim jobs."

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Having to tell your parents that you're gay."

"I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans."