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Joke of the Day

"What did the magazine say to the comic book? Boy, do we have issues!"

"Why did the crow go to the gym? To work on his caw strength."

"When I went scuba diving the guy gave me the wrong breathing gases, what an oxy moron."

"This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty. Especially, the Filet Show."

"It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim."

"A coworker and myself had a competition to see who was more sensitive I was pretty sad I came in second place."

"""Honey, we're out of bootleg DVDs, and Samurai swords."" - Flea Market attendees."

"Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion."

"What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone ""Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."""

"So my neighbor asked me to fix her sink She's obviously never seen a porno because it's been an hour and I'm still fixing the damn sink"