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Joke of the Day
"A gay guy just called me an asshole... Does that mean he likes me?"
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"When life gets tough, remember this: You were the strongest sperm."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"
"This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore."
"How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug? Tell them to take off their hats"
"I'm an 'adult', so why do I dance a little and look around nervously when I find a $20 bill in my jeans I didn't know was there..."
"Wet T-shirt contestant asks former contest winner: Any pointers?"
"A drunk throws up on a dog.. And say.. ""Jesus I don't remember eating that !"""
"Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip"