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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat She's a reddit admin"

"""Dora"" only rhymes with ""Explorer"" if you're from Long Island, New York"

"Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!"

"I sexually identify as a mosquito... ... Because everyone wants to smash me."

"""LOLZ""? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?"

"The fantasy part of fantasy football is that 10 wives would all let their husbands out on the same night for the draft."

"I Left My Job I used to be a banker but I left because I lost interest."

"Eating a banana. Thought I should tell you. Twitter seems concerned about women getting enough potassium. But... why can't I use my teeth?"

"Teacher: ""Sam what is the outside of a tree called?"" Sam: ""I don't know."" Teacher: ""Bark Sam bark."" Sam: ""Bow wow wow!"""

"What's the favorite song of blacks I shot the sheriff"