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Joke of the Day
"Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful."
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"Did you know having children is hereditary? If your parents don't have them, neither will you."
"And now I remember why I don't trust toilets at service stations..... ....they're usually full of shit."
"I met this amazing girl last night but got off on the wrong foot. She wanted it on her left foot. I can't help that I have horrible aim."
"One time I fell off a 20ft ladder, then climbed right back up and jumped off a second time to show that ladder who's in charge."
"My first highschool football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore by the end, but at least my dad came Repost from r/darkhumour"
"My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, ""isn't my undying love & affection enough?"" We laughed and laughed. Now I'm at the purse store"
"What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... And one turns to the other and says ""Dude, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""
"What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee"