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Joke of the Day

"it's cool how the members of Anonymous are so good at computer stuff, but also wrote so many great poems and inspirational quotations."

"My neighbors have both a howling dog and a screaming baby out in their yard. I'd throw a rock or something but I'm afraid I'd hit the dog."

"When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? When it's intersected by a plane"

"A message to all you deceased American voters... Vote Early, and Vote Often."

"A Family Walks Into A Hotel... The Father walks up to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled"" The man at the desk replies ""no, it's just regular porn you sick cunt"""

"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."

"Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids. Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids, it just made them a different colour."

"Where do weeaboos holiday? Kawaii"

"My ex wife got a boob job with my alimony What a bust."

"Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away. Rest in peace Jay."