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Joke of the Day
"Wife just texted me that she is craving Thai... I need a reply"
Next Joke
"I went to get lyposuction the other day. It really takes a lot out of you. (Thought of this one in the shower :D)"
"What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger."
"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."
"Describe your sex life in two words. ""My what?"""
"Women should come with permanent mood rings."
"Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel."
"Jewelry in my family gets passed down from generation to generation. My tongue ring used to be my grandmother's clit ring."
"Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly."
"so a polar bear walks into a bar and says: ""i'd like a...................................... beer."" and the bartender says: ""hey man, what's with the big pause?"""