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Joke of the Day
"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."
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"What is the opposite of a Predator? a Postdator"
"Why did Bruce Jenner become invisible? because he's a transparent."
"Why did the guy with a 7-days-a-week sexual job look forward to the weekend? Because his favorite part of sexual intercourse is the BEGINNING and END!"
"Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything!"
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill"
"What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours"
"Do you think Reese Witherspoon calls her kids Reese's Pieces cause I hope so."
"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tune a piano, but noone can piano a tuna!"