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Joke of the Day
"Why do astronomers eat steak before skywatching? They're hoping for meatier showers"
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"People are always like ""you're so crazy"" and I'm all like ""please take off the restraints, I promise I won't do it again""."
"I just googled ""Tramp"" instead of ""Trump"" by mistake. I still got the information I needed."
"So an Irish man walks out of a bar..."
"Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?"
"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"""I'm happy with who I am, sure. But I'm not gonna go around calling myself ""great"" like some of these jerks."" --humble white shark."
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"At my new job I have 500 people under me. I mow grass at a cemetery."