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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock."
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"A man runs home after winning the lottery ""Honey honey! We won the lottery! Pack your bags!"" ""Oh my god that's amazing! Where are we going?!"" ""I don't care, just get out!"""
"If I had 9 lives I'd stick my butthole in your face too."
"Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you'll see me doing the worm on the runway"
"Who is a chicken's favorite composer? Bach"
"If Ice T got killed He'd be called Iced T."
"LPT - If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of uncooked rice overnight. The rice will attract Asian people who will then fix your phone. Tried, tested, true"
"Food service workers should be completely hairless at all times."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great saying... But apparently a bad way to tell your kid they're adopted."
"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"