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Joke of the Day
"Mouth piercings look like robot herpes."
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"Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke? Because it was crumby."
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"Hi my name is, Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop."
"I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."
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