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Joke of the Day

"I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. . . Without a penis."

"Survival Tip: if a bear comes at you, do not try to ""sweep the leg"". They've all seen The Karate Kid and learned how to defend against it."

"I slapped a statues arse... I think I hit rock bottom"

"What US state was founded by black prostitutes? Idaho! get it I - Da - HO."

"I'm sorry. I had your Sharona confused with mine."

"If a vampire is also a doctor, an apple is as effective as garlic"

"What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? A knife has a point."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's in tents."

"I can't believe I lost my candidacy for mayor of my hometown I kissed so many hands and shook so many babies."