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Joke of the Day
"I slapped a statues arse... I think I hit rock bottom"
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"if a rabbit's foot brings good luck then, what happened to the rabbit?"
"What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef? A filosopher."
"When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."
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"Rick Astley Will give you any movie in his Pixar collection except his favorite. He's Never Gonna Give You Up."
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."
"A Mexican magician says he's going to make himself disappear on the count of three.. He says, uno.. Dos.. And then he vanished without a tres!"