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Joke of the Day

"I slapped a statues arse... I think I hit rock bottom"

"Why don't snakes have balls? ... because they would look like dicks."

"My exercise is primarily jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck."

"I want to be an organ donner My priest said to give my heart to Jesus."

"The inventor of the snooze button has passed away. His funeral will take place tomorrow at 8:00, 8:06, 8:11, 8:13, and 8:14."

"What's up? the ceiling"

"Why do blondes wear panties? To keep their ankles warm."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers"

"What was the Neo Nazi's favorite computer game? Mein Kraft"

"Did you hear about the clown who refined iron? He smelt funny"