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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my coffee. . . Without a penis."
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"How do you know when your sister is on her period? when your dad's dick tastes like blood"
"Did you know NASA 30 years ago made a new space drink? Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP."
"I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn."
"I never know what to do with my hands during pictures, so I get it gang members, I totally get it."
"[god creating an pigeon] what if i gave this piece of shit wings"
"[phone rings] Guy: is your refrigerator running? Me: yes my refrigerator is runn- Fridge [grabs phone]: hello? Yeah actually I do crossfit"
"What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles? A menstrual bicycle."
"maybe bears omly like honey so much becuase their throats hurt from all the growlimg they do"
"I accidentally took a woman's multi-vitamin this morning. I have been trying to get dressed now for 2 hours but everything makes me look fat"