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"""This is groundbreaking stuff."" Inventor of the shovel"
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"A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets"
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"Its too expensive to put up Christmas lights these days. I'm just going to hire a bunch of Mexicans to sit on my roof with flashlights."
"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaay!"
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"""Fight Fire with Fire!"" - motto of my town's least successful volunteer fire company"
"What's a boomerang called that's not coming back? A Stick."
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"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."