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Joke of the Day
"What does a time traveller do when he's hungry? He goes back four seconds!"
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"What kind of sex does a priest have? Nun."
"Why did the priest dislike geometry? It's sin-ful. [self made joke]"
"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."
"Hello, pest control? Yes, I have these noisy little critters. They got into the snacks, made a mess of the place and keep calling me mom."
"If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party"
"[parole hearing] ""What will u do if released?"" ""Kill everyone on the jury."" ""What?"" ""Buy everyone jewellery."" ""Aw. Granted."""
"I encountered a courteous, safe driver in a practical vehicle that had a marine corps decal on the rear windshield."
"I asked my friend in North Korea what it was like living there.... He said he couldn't complain."
"GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra Told her I studied a broad."