124425
Joke of the Day
"The Discovery Channel is filming a new series about my ex-wife. It is called Deadliest Snatch"
Next Joke
"I'll date any guy that can digest a seagull faster than me."
"Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game."
"A Chick, A 1% and A Black Guy walk into a Bar and ask: ""What time is the next debate?"""
"Best Joke Ever... This US presidential election. Yup, I went there..."
"A use for a banana Bring a banana instead of a sign if you're protesting to ban Ana."
"Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only."
"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."
"I don't mean to brag, but I just ate a sandwich without taking a picture if it first."
"I finally started writing the book on herbs I've been putting off for so long, I guess it's.. :looks directly at the camera: ""About thyme"""