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Joke of the Day
"Minnie asked Mickey Are you F*****g Crazy Mickey Replies 'No I'm F*****g Daisy"
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"You know you're getting old when A fart throws out your back"
"I got spam from someone named ""Amishguy."" I wonder how fast his windmill had to turn in order for him to email me like that."
"What does a man with a 10-inch penis eat for breakfast? I had a bagel."
"What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas? Getting a N64 now"
"When god is having a day with low self esteem... ...is He atheist because He doesn't believe in Himself?"
"My brother got kicked out of his house by his wife for measuring his penis. For the record, it reaches the back of her sister's throat."
"So I asked my North Korean friend how's life there He said he can't complain"
"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance......... The 5 stages of wearing a condom."
"Someone just caught me picking my nose at a stop light. Had to just cut my losses and run the red light."