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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter? Summer...Her name's summer."
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"How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus"
"Where do homeless people read about their friends deaths? In the hobobituaries"
"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."
"-hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you"
"Sunday is a great day to curl up with a good book and completely ignore it because, ya know, the Internet."
"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."
"If they took all the money spent on making Godzilla movies, they could've probably just made an actual Godzilla by now."
"What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings? If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this."
"Worm CEO cuts workforce in half, doubles productivity"