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Joke of the Day

"A guy calls 911 and says someone dropped a box on his head Dispatcher: ""Is it empty?"" Guy: ""Yes it is"" Dispatcher: ""How about the box?"" (my dad told me this yesterday)"

"Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist? He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed."

"What happens when you give an Italian a coupon? It makes the Dego buy faster."

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"You're McDonalds; I'm Burger King I'm doing it my way, and you're lovin' it."

"Let's all take a minute and be thankful that bugs aren't the same size as us"

"I was looking for a lighter on amazon... But they only had 112.422 matches."

"I made a commitment not to masturbate for the past four weeks... I didn't pull it off"

"Two mice chewing on a film roll One of them goes, ""I think the book was better"""

"How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown."