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Joke of the Day

"A guy calls 911 and says someone dropped a box on his head Dispatcher: ""Is it empty?"" Guy: ""Yes it is"" Dispatcher: ""How about the box?"" (my dad told me this yesterday)"

"""Count your blessings. Then count them again."" - OCD optimist"

"""There are nine holes on a chair. A man sat and farted. Which hole did the fart go through?"" The asshole."

"Little kid walks in on his daddy masturbating... * Daddy, what are you doing? * I am jerking off, soon you will be doing it. * But why, daddy? * Because my hand is getting tired."

"What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!"

"What state is the highest on every top 50 list? Colorado."

"How did they cure the swine flu? With oinkment."

"There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died."

"Jokes about abusive parents... ...just hit too close to home."

"""I can't believe it's not butter!"" could be a disappointed statement as well. I'd like the context before I buy."