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Joke of the Day
"At this point, every item on drive-thru menus should have ""Uhhh..."" in front of it."
Next Joke
"Going to work. I got to work this morning to find a lump of Plasticine on my desk. I didn't know what to make of it."
"Doctor says to his patient ""you have cancer and Alzheimer"".. Patient looks at him and says: ""At least I don't have cancer."""
"Does the obama phone ring? or does it tell the person calling that they can just assume yes to whatever they were calling about?"
"Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat."
"So I decided to make some fan-fiction. My fan-fiction is about reality. I'm calling it The Bible."
"What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe? A Serj Protector."
"If an interviewer asks you: ""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" say ""I don't know, did you see me pull up in a DaLorean?"""
"A man is hanging from a cliff"
"In the spirit of halloween.... why did the witch divorce her husband ? Because he had a hollow weiner"