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Joke of the Day

"At this point, every item on drive-thru menus should have ""Uhhh..."" in front of it."

"Unemployed people I have some jokes about the unemployed. Actually it doesn't matter none of them work Edit: I do not mean to cause any offence to the unemployed it is merely meant as a joke."

"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."

"Which video game do Mexicans play the most? Borderlands"

"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."

"What's long and hard on a black guy His prison sentence I hope this hasn't been said before, I half came up with this all by my lonesome"

"What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression? Red, white and blue"

"I'd give anything to be a philanthropist. That is all."

"When a man wants to get a tan he goes under the Sun. When a cos wants to get a tan... ...He goes under the sin."

"[meeting at round table] ""King Arthur, if I may?"" ""Go ahead."" ""Castles but bouncier."" ""Bouncy castles?"" ""But you gotta take your shoes off."""