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Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardashian was robbed of her jewellry in Paris. The robbers had a tip off that she had lots of booty."

"What do you call 2 chainz on steroids? 2-Gainz"

"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch It's called lunch"

"Why do women make such horrible capenters? Because for years men have telling them that |----------------| is 8 inches long."

"Breaking news: Messi won't be playing against Netherlands He is suffering from extreme abdominal pain caused uncontrollable laughter caused by watching Brazil vs Germany"

"What do you call a person with a meat pastry on their ear? Pioneer."

"Saying, ""I'm sorry,"" is the same as saying, ""I apologize."" Except at a funeral. - Demetri Martin"

"If you want her - tell her. If you need her - show her. If you yearn for her - touch her. Just make sure her husband's not at home."

"I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true! No bull!"

"Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?"