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Joke of the Day
"I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I'm OK But I feel like I've dyed a little inside"
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"It's your first time when you high af and you could feel the earth rotating faster than usual... in the opposite direction."
"If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning and you could only save one of them would you go to lunch or read the paper?"
"What is a cannibal's favorite type of gum? Chick clits."
"What do you get when you're outside too long on a cold night? (OC) Arcdick"
"What do you call Dementors that breed? Sementors."
"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."
"What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside."
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash :("
"Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""