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Joke of the Day

"They can only rescue about one miner per hour, while all the others wait? Who put the DMV in charge of this?"

"I donated $4 to Bernie's campaign I gave someone reddit gold."

"I have a relative who died in a concentration camp.... He fell off the guard tower."

"What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !"

"What is Homer Simpson's favorite rapper? A. Butter Finger"

"What do you call a 5 year old's knees? Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks."

"Studies show people who carry tactical knives with flashlights are less confident guessers. They never take a stab in the dark."

"Why couldn't the dolphin turn around in a hallway Because he was driving a tractor"

"What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common? They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen."

"As an adult, I don't like talking about church I went as a kid, but it's a touchy subject"